Eggplant

Did you know that there are male and female eggplants?  There are and the female eggplants have more seeds giving them a harsher taste.  So, naturally you want to pick the males for eating.  Here is how to determine the sex.  Look at the indentation on the bottom of the veggie.  If it’s deep and shaped like a dash, it’s female.  If it’s shallow and round, it’s a male.  Now you know and will never have to eat a female eggplant again.